"talk dirty to me"
“will u marry me?”
**Edited and added, since now I can say it without crying.*
My Dad committed suicide on January 13, 2013. He suffered from depression for 10 years, and I was lucky to have him around as long as I did. In his honor I got the last thing he wrote to me on my bicep in his handwriting in blue ink, his favorite color. I’ll miss him forever, and now I’ll have a reminder that he loves me every time I look in the mirror.
SOB YES NIALL AND HIS MARRIED COUPLES!!!!!!!!!! god how he becomes close to both people, usually starts with being friends with (OR LONG TIME ADMIRERS OF :’333) the husbands, then swoops in charms and gets special PREFERENTIAL treatment from the ladies
totally teams up with and steals the women away while becoming a second wifey himself. DEMANDS PROPER HOME VISITS SENDS THEM TO THE DOGHOUSE WHEN HE’S NOT TAKEN OUT ON HIS DUE DATES!!!!
(MUST BE SICK OF BEING SENT TO THE DOG HOUSE BY THE IRISH I’M SCREAMING. it’s a hard life ben. just look at those irish. so beautiful. so smug. so completely capable of wrecking your whole life.)
ideally, and let’s face it in reality, niall ends up being pampered by both parties, totally babied and spoiled and brought gifts :’)))
sigh how niall worms his ways into their hearts and homes (AND CLEARLY MARRIAGES) is such a wonderful beautiful thing (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
hey could you pass me one of those snoods
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
Me after every episode of Teen Wolf:
Gonna have to carry around a fly swatter now.